"I want a story with non-sexualized lesbians!"
"I want a story where gender and sexuality is neutral!"
"I want a story with well-developed characters with realistic flaws!"
"I want a story with good/conflicted villians!"
"I want a story with a lot of shipping possibilities!"
"I want a story with a fuck ton of meow cats!"
"I want a story-"
"I want a number four meal with-"
"I’m sorry, no, I was ordering a-"
"Ma’am would you please stop showing me a picture of a green hou-"
Every homestuck that reblogs this will get smut of their otp in their inbox.
I mean it.
All of you.
Also, please tell me who you want smut of. I don’t know all of your otp’s.